Monty And Wazo
The beginning of something regrettable.
Get yourself cleaned up, Monty - we have work to do.
You're just jealous I don't get cavities.
It's not MY fault your car lacks reachable brake pedals
Remember the iguana incident? That's what happens when I'm left responsible. And I liked that iguana.
I thought ''half your grade'' was a figure of speech.
And here I thought my Valentine's Day was desperate.
Bring me some carrots. And an orange stick for the nose.
Love the pics Monty- What's with the security guard?
Noon at the Museum
And if this doesn't convince you, I'd be glad to tell you the story of my severed toe.
Well, maybe the campground won't allow birds on the premises.
Wazo's the best partner. Her height is perfect for sneaking past security cameras.
Welcome to my life.
I think you owe Mr. Plush an apology.
Always happy to meet a fan.
Nelf the Elf later published his book 'Beyond Naughty and Nice' in an attempt to make morality child-friendly. Received mixed reviews.
I'll take ''Grueling Divorce'' for 250,000.
I couldn't bring myself to say ''I'd like to schedule an appointment to remove my face'' over the phone.
No please don't encourage her.
This one's for those who make me go outside.
What's most important to you?
Wait until the aviophobian's hear about this one.
This is always the hardest part of my job.
How do you keep finding me?
White and Snack
Honestly, it kinda went downhill after the third one.
Guest Comic - Big Mistake
We live for this moment.
''Ok, how about something people don't know about you.''
At the Interview
This is payback for when you lent my loafers to Johnny Shoe Eater.
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